Seven Steps to Web 2.0 Fame, Fortune, and Death
Step 1. Get a contract gig at a big brand company.
Step 2. Post ba-a-a-a-ad stuff on your blog about your boss.
Step 3. Get fired and get lots of PR for your cute self, traffic for your blog, and increased ad revenue.
Step 4. Land better gig. Instruct others how to do same. Speak and Present at industry conferences on topic.
Step 5. Have baby.
Step 6. Raise baby to do same.
Step 7. Retire and die.