Get the crack pipe ready.
10,000 years after we become a species of coffee-colored perfect humans with large genitalia, our reliance on technology will turn us into.... bloggers.
While humans will reach their peak in 1000 years' time, 10,000 years later our reliance on technology will have begun to dramatically change our appearance.
Medicine will weaken our immune system and we will begin to appear more child-like.
Dr Curry said: "The report suggests that the future of man will be a story of the good, the bad and the ugly.