May 13, 2003

today's closing thoughts

1) Tylenol P.M. -- Should this stuff be legal? YOWSA!

2) Note to SPAMers -- I am sorry I do not have a penis. Can you understand that? I have no penis. Stop offering to enlarge it for me. Understand your market. You should be offering to grow one for me. A small one. Then upsell me later.

3) Unlimited Long Distance -- The most important telecommunications development since the paper cup and string.

4) Vomit -- It comes in all shapes, colors, odors, and textures. Truly amazing. A lot like baby poop.

5) Pillow Cases -- You can never have too many. It is nothing to go through 40 in seven days with a sick kid.

toodles for real.

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