1) Tylenol P.M. -- Should this stuff be legal? YOWSA!
2) Note to SPAMers -- I am sorry I do not have a penis. Can you understand that? I have no penis. Stop offering to enlarge it for me. Understand your market. You should be offering to grow one for me. A small one. Then upsell me later.
3) Unlimited Long Distance -- The most important telecommunications development since the paper cup and string.
4) Vomit -- It comes in all shapes, colors, odors, and textures. Truly amazing. A lot like baby poop.
5) Pillow Cases -- You can never have too many. It is nothing to go through 40 in seven days with a sick kid.
toodles for real.