I've written nearly a half million words on blogger since 2001.
If I had a dollar for every word
I'd have probably spent it on good coffee and fancy-pants shoes for jenna by now.
I am starting a reparation movement for bloggers.
Starting immediately the Greater World At Large (GWAL) owes each of us
a dollar per word.
It's a reasonable rate for writing as fine as this.
Swear words are half off.
It's a special offer.
A half million words.
How many of them