Make Believe Meeting Anxiety

Barely hanging on with the barrage of work I have. It doesn't help that the newest SPAM trend is sending subject lines that reference my upcoming nonexistent meetings. Please. I can't take it. Every time I see the word meeting I get hives, because when I meet I can't write, and I have to meet frequently these days, and in the end, whether they "get it" or not, something written is what they are paying me for.

Spammers, if you have a soul, kindly return to the days of old when you promised me a bigger johnson and let me know that my lesbian wife was cheating on me. Stop scaring me with pretend meetings. Okay?

I thank you.