I can't keep up.
Even with bloglines I can't keep up. Reading blogs is now like whiplash for me: gnomedex over here--no! look over here, Yahoo's got some social network beta, NO! look over here, technorati's got new features but they don't work, no! look over here, Yahoo's mindset is in beta! NO! Look over here, Weinberger's in Amsterdam with Edleman! NO! Look over here, gmail! HEY look here--Ketchum's still not blogging! NO! Wait! Over here! Scoble says a whole new way to comment is coming! NO! Look over here, blogads wants you, HEY, over here lady, what about grokster?
If you're like me, you're tired of trying to shove as many blog sandwiches down your cake hole as possible at any given sitting.
That's why I'd like to introduce the NEWEST beta--designed to change the way you consume blogs!
It's called Blog(between-the)Lines(SM), a new aggregator/reader that serves up the three most important words from across all of the blogs you subscribe to each day! You can get your Blog(between-the)Lines WordPack 2005 delivered to you via email, via text message, or stamped on your head with a branding iron underneath the Free Download Code Number, 666.
That's EVERY day. And TWICE on Tuesday!
We make you more efficient--so you can subscribe to tens of thousands of blogs and read the naughty bits in no time flat. YOU'RE on the golf course before 10 because we've done the heavy lifting for you, aggregating the most important text nuggets from the blogosphere and tossing them back at you the way you want them.
Here's a sample of a Blog(between-the)Lines Email Message summarizing Wednesday's Activity:
Weinberger Amsterdam Halley Tailbone Doc Google Scoble Scoble Scoble Web 2.0 Technorati Yahoo Google Technorati beta beta beta Winer thanks RSS gnomedex canter beta beta beta.
SEE! You're up to date in 10 seconds flat.
Why waste time with all of those useless articles of speech and prepositions. MEANINGLESS! And flowery adjectives, or hyperactive adverbs? FORGET THEM.
With the new Blog(between-the)Lines reader, Bloggers CAN be Choosers(TM).
You get the choicest morsels in the blogworld: NOUNS NOUNS NOUNS. Direct Objects. Subjects. That's it.
(Disclaimer: An occasional gerund or two may slip in--we're working on that.)
And all of this is yours for only $29.95. (per minute)
Paypal me today and I'll get started on it.