October 13, 2005

The Scat Singer

I'm going to ask you all again: Does the memo below from the Leader of the Free World (and freer by the day, I might add, if I were a nutjob neocon) to Supreme Court Justice Nominee Harriett Miers not advise said candidate to refrain from PUBLIC SCATOLOGY in the future.

Okay--I'm willing to take future google hits from freaks looking for pictures. The least you can do is tell me, no. No, dumb ass, it doesn't say that. President Bush wrote: "P.S. No more public _____________."

Let's review what ____________ might be.

No more public scientology?

No more public scaffolding?

No more public scat singing?

Help me out here.

...tap tap tap... waiting....