October 13, 2005

The Scat Singer

I'm going to ask you all again: Does the memo below from the Leader of the Free World (and freer by the day, I might add, if I were a nutjob neocon) to Supreme Court Justice Nominee Harriett Miers not advise said candidate to refrain from PUBLIC SCATOLOGY in the future.

Okay--I'm willing to take future google hits from freaks looking for pictures. The least you can do is tell me, no. No, dumb ass, it doesn't say that. President Bush wrote: "P.S. No more public _____________."

Let's review what ____________ might be.

No more public scientology?

No more public scaffolding?

No more public scat singing?

Help me out here.

...tap tap tap... waiting....

2 comments:

clocke said...

no, no. you see, what our President was referring to by "SCATology" was the well known acronym for Supersonic Commercial Air Transport (source: Merriam-Webster).

Jeneane Sessum said...

OH!!!

I thought for sure it was a scat issue - http://www.scatissue.com/ - which I suppose is appropriate in some way.