April 07, 2003

Dear UPS

Next time save the money and hire me to breathe new life into your brand. A poofy logo and new identity rollout ain't gonna cut it.



Benjy's got the scoop.

Note: "The entire changeover should be completed by 2009."

2009???????!

Chriminy, they ought to be able to send packages to the moon by 2009!

I second what Benjy says.

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