Is it me, or is it me?

How is it that I've come to the top of the UK Google Search for Bigger Dick?

I mean, no offense, but I'm hardly an expert. In fact, I've always said that penis enlargement spam was misdirected.

First they need to sell me a dick. Then they can upsell me on a bigger one.

Spammers. Will they never learn?

For those Brits arriving here looking for one, well, I'll leave it to my oh-so-valued readers to give you a heads up on what to do ...