Her: Mr President, when I finally masturbate tonight I will have my pussy all in lavender. I think I can make this orgasm tonight.Him: My child. You can make at least four orgasms. You will move from lavender to violet. You just have to keep on keeping on and you can make it my child. At least 4 orgasms tonight for Democracy my child.
Him: "Well, my pretty Iraqi friend, you didn't have to go lookin' that hard for a hanging chad..."
Please, don't anyone suggest a caption that includes the words "one in the stink..."I'm already losing my lunch as it is.
No, you're supposed to use your nose, not your finger....
I can't play this game. I'm pretty sure it would only get me in trouble.
Undisputed evidence that Bush really is full of shit.Jeneane, your caption was priceless!
My caption:"Oooh, you were right about that book 'The Romance of Proctology'..."And yes, it's a real book you can buy on amazon.com, ISBN number 0404132375
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