Please state your full name.
Jeneane Dimino Sessum
Your Date of birth?
June 9, 1962.
Are you an "adult child"?
A what?
Are you an adult child of any known psychological grouping?
Oh shit.
Yes or no answers please. Are you an adult child of any known psychological grouping?
Several.
Ms. Sessum, are you a member of any cult, psychological, personality-based, or otherwise?
No…. I mean, what does that mean? I’m not sure. I hear this Kennedy and Hitler thing—I don’t know what the heck this even means.
Yes or no. Ms. Sessum, are you a member of any cult?
Yes.
Is the leader of that cult RageBoy?
By leader, do you mean he links to me and calls me on the phone a lot?
Yes or no. Is the leader of that cult RageBoy?
Yes.
There was an altercation on the web last week between RageBoy and Kalilily. Do you know of the incident?
Yes.
Were you involved in the incident?
Not until she dragged me into it.
Were you involved in the incident, yes or no please?
Yes.
Was the nature of your involvement to defend RageBoy?
No, the nature of my involvement was that I got dragged into it and then pissed on for being mindless and inauthentic.
Was the nature of your involvement to defend RageBoy?
Yes and No.
That’s either Yes or No, please.
No.
Was the nature of your involvement to defend Kalilily?
No.
Was the nature of your involvement to chase Mike Sanders off the net?
Yes.
Do you believe RageBoy has done anything wrong online over the last six months?
Do you mean, like, when he didn't post for five days at a time, or do you mean when he made the vampire pictures of his ex-girlfriend? Or that weird flash thing where her face flipped all around? Or do you mean all the porn he’s posted? Or that he called himself a babe magnet? Or that he slammed bix for calling him a nasty shmuck? Or which thing do you mean, exactly?
Again, yes or no. Did you believe RageBoy has done anything wrong online over the last six months?
What do you mean by wrong? Do you mean immoral, illegal, useless, or lifewasting?
DO YOU BELIEVE RAGEBOY HAS DONE ANYTHING WRONG ONLINE OVER THE LAST SIX MONTHS?
Well, it’s not that simple. I can’t give you a yes or no. We’re only just getting started. We’re not finished here. My personal prediction: RageBoy’s been tied up in a basement for the last six months and Frank Paynter’s been posting all this stuff. It's a joke. Or maybe it isn't. What if a year from now we read in the Rocky Mountain Times that teeth marks have been found in the necks of several dead men in the southwest. Or, what if laying around naked all day, finding your own ass with both hands, becomes the default? Or, what if none of this happens to be true? What if it’s all true at once? Better yet, what if I don’t care? What if I really don't care if it's wrong?
Ms. Sessum, let me restate. Do you believe RageBoy is doing anything wrong in regard to women, men, transvestites, or children online?
I don’t know what he’s doing. That’s why I read him.
YES OR NO, IS RAGEBOY A NASTY SHMUCK?
I’m not trying to be difficult. I don’t know what shmuck means.
YES OR NO IS RAGEBOY NASTY?
Yes.
YES OR NO, IS IT WRONG TO BE NASTY?
Online?
YES, ONLINE!
Only if your name is RageBoy.
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Thank goodness THIS IS OVER. Elaine, I'm not hurt. I'm fine. Don't fret. Relentlessness doesn't phase me. I'm Sicilian. Why does everyone keep forgetting that?
My only problem with all of this is that you haven't heard me.
Such is life. Let's blog on!
