May 05, 2004

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE


Preident Requests $25 Billion More for Mid-East War Effort

Six Hundred rectal pears, Nine Hundred Chain Flails, Three Breast Rippers, Two Racks, and One St. Elmo's Belt Are Among Special Ops' Equipment Slotted for Funding.
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