1. tap into adult paranoia.
2. target 'passion point' of said paranoia - kids.
3. segment toward deepest paranoia - daughters sold into sex slavery via the internets.
4. manufacture gadget - make it pink!
5. make sure it only works in conjunction with same gadgets -- exponential sales increase!

(Oh, and be sure to pick up some for your daughters' friends, because IM-Me only works with other IM-Mes and only when they're in "dongle range").
Yeah, I got a dongle for ya.