Is it possible to gain 600 pounds in a day?

Take female hormones and add them in on top of quitting smoking, and I'm pretty sure you've got the recipe for triple digit weight gain.

I walked back and forth inside the olympic size pool today. Thought about things other than cigarettes. For at least 33 seconds. I jogged a few laps in the water, even swam some. Yesterday I shopped at Whole Foods so I wouldn't buy junk.

None of this has mattered.

I'm switching to wood.

If that doesn't work, it's Oxycodone for the stomach upset side effect. Not to mention the slight high I'll get.