July 22, 2003

I need a get rich quick scheme...

Anyone got a good one? Really--let me know. The furnace/AC man is coming tomorrow to begin the replacement--well the finance part of it--of the whole kit-and-kaboodle (which I thought until I was 34 was "kitten kaboodle." Apparently I wasn't alone).

What I need is a scheme, or a meme, or something.

Pork bellies? Magnets? Soybeans? Make-Up? What? Something's out there. It has to be.