August 04, 2003

Atlantans in the House with the little bitty ants, lemme here ya say HEY! HO!

Hey!
Hey!
Ho!
Ho!
Hey hey ho!
Hey hey ho!

.....

Where the hell are these tiny fuckers coming from? All summer long, ant bait after ant bait, boric acid here, ant baits there. I've put them under the microwave, on the window sills, under the cupboards, and those teeny tiny stinking little millimeter sized sweet-eatin ants don't quit.

Is it all the water? Is it just me? I can't take them any more.

I'm beginning to think they're hatching out of me.

I see them in my sleep.

Help. Me.