Were always there
Listened empathetically
Talked me through every problem
Celebrated with me
Cried with me
Calmed me down
Got me up in the morning
Helped me through traffic
Reminded me to breathe
Yes, I know that sounds screwed up. But it's true.
They also...
Made me smell
Took me away from my kid
Made me cough
... uh, anyone?? That doesn't sound so bad.