...because I can think of so very many alternate headlines for it, many of them involving SPAM. But none of my funnies compare to the joy of reading a sentence like this one from the BBC:
"Despite the massive public interest, no-one was found to have lost their organs."
I mean, you just don't run into that kind of news every day.
Really, you don't.
I have now stopped smoking for 19 days, 7 hours, 4 minutes, 12 seconds.
