May 03, 2005

J. Maybe Elvis Downsized By New Pope...

Takes Helm at Kombinat!, the world's first public domain corporation. Allied to help with PR strategy and tactics at Kombinat! - using the patented "First 100 Days of a CEO" quickstart executive blitz learned during Sessum's days at The Agency to help Elvis transition into his new role.

During the first 100 days, Elvis plans to: "basically implement our growth strategies across the entire global business landscape blah blah blah."