November 11, 2005

Goodbye "City too busy to hate" - Hello "Every Day Is An Opening Day"

I guess it's not abnormal when you live in a major metropolitan area to see it rebranded once in ten years.

When we moved to Atlanta in 1994 we really did arrive in a city that fit its unfortunate slogan: "The City Too Busy to Hate."

You and I both know it takes time and energy to hate, and Atlantans back then had little of either. They were too busy building entire industries from the ground up, and in their spare time shopping or sitting in traffic, or hunting for underpriced real estate. NO spare time for hating. Not that it didn't occur to the average Atlantan. There simply wasn't time.

Talk to the hand--got no time to hate you.

And now, with the Olympics a distant memory, we've grown up. Because we're not too busy to hate any more. We've got the time, the memories of dreams denied, lots of people laid off, the dot-com boom having come and gone. We've got a divided nation. One at war. A war that half the country doesn't think we got into for the right reasons. Atlanta's just a microcosm of the larger American divisions. Our millions of bumper stickers demonstrate the opposing views in this city. "Love it or leave it." "Bring the troops home." "My boss is a Jewish Carpenter." "My right. My choice."

Who can blame our great mayor, then, for deciding that it is time to drop the pretense of brotherly ambivalence and rebrand.

Atlanta is now the city where "Every Day is an Opening Day." And, in the tradition of KFC, we are now officially ATL. That's A-Tee-El.

For me, this conjures an image of a confused city--are we talking about baseball? The open minds, open doors, open hearts of the Methodist Church? Our reputation as a city welcoming of diversity as long as you stay out of certain counties at night? Our strip clubs that are open late? The HOV lanes that are open except when they're clogged with traffic? I'm not sure.

I think about the brainstorms that must have gone into coming up with the slogan. How many Snickers bars were ingested in the name of progress? How many Hershey's kisses? How many stress balls had to die? How many easel pads? Ahhh. Just think about how it went down...


"Okay, what do you think of when you think of Atlanta--"

"baseball?"

"traffic" = "a ha ha ha ha"

"pass the candy dish"

"anyone want a Coke?"

"no idea is a bad idea come on..."

"gay pride?"

"The buckhead murder district?" = "a ha ha haha"

"Dan you've got a client call--sandy's looking for you."

"scuse me."

"Okay, Mike Vick?"

"Dawgs."

"The music--has to appeal to the urban crowd..."

"Smells like Hell in the A-T-L?" - "a ha ha ha"

"Marta's Ashcan?" = "a ha ha ha ha"

"Bob you're being a jerk."

"Okay no idea's a bad idea..."

"Atlantizzle My Nizzzle?" = " a ha ha ha"

"How many of us in here are billing? Is this billable?"

"How about the culture--Cultural Mecca or something..."

"Jesus, why don't you just call it Islamanta!"

"Pass me the candy dish..."


Almost makes me miss home. ;-)

3 comments:

Benjy said...

Why do I have a feeling you're not so far off?

What is up with that motto? Baseball? I've never seen a major city so apathetic when it comes to pro sports. Theater? Come on! Third-rate touring casts come through for a weekend. Maybe it's referring to strip malls? It did seem like there were news ones every day when I lived there :)

It's like they were trying to come up with something so vague so as to not possibly offend anybody, lest their previous slogan prevented the Klan or Christian Right from bringing their tourist dollars to the city. The "City to busy to hate" was an excellent slogan because it explained both the vibrancy of the business community while also demonstrating that the city had progressed beyond the racism, etc. that defined the South.

Karsh said...

Honestly...I'm ashamed this was the best that the multi-million dollar Brand Atlanta Campaign could come up with (I'm even more ashamed to admit I sat in on a lot of these meetings with disgust).

Several easel pads.

Oh, and lots of Coke. Doesn't the Brand Atlanta site look mighty Cokey?

And don't even get me started on the theme song...that's a whole 'nother can of worms. But I will leave you with this tidbit of backlash which has surfaced from it.

*sigh* This almost makes a man want to pack up and leave this town.

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