July 06, 2002

garage sale from hell

Remind me never to have a garage sale in mid-July in Georgia on the July 4th weekend again.

I would have much rather been at this sale:

"I mentioned our need to sell 'usd bdies, usd sls, 'special' toys, bgfts, yetis, etc.' It ended up that I had to call a supervisor from the Times and fax her a list of all the animal bodies we would be selling so she could ensure that none of them were threatened or endangered... I just made one up (in the end, the cacophonist who promised to bring the carcasses never showed up anyway). The Times eventually did carry the ad, which mentioned no animal bodies but did mention clowns and yetis."

Will you take a dime for that carcass over there?