In honor of the 1,000 emails waiting for me after three days away--FIVE of them from people I actually know--my 2004 spam subject predictions...
Fornicate with hardwood furniture!!! xyldm
Alpha, does your dog fetch? x,fko
Get a smaller box, pleeez your man!!!
NEW Table sex - live webcams
SECRET XX Bin Laden tapes--cave girls
Saddamy, Jeneane, try with your girlfriend
End of world - you have an e-card! xmkod
okay, you next!
