September 08, 2008

BabyDaddy vs. Teen Father: What It Means to be White in America

Thanks my new BFF FakeSarahPalin for this link to John Ridley's Pocket Guide to Palinguage, which has given me the KEY to communicating with the "newly energized" republican base.
If you live in an urban area and you get a girl pregnant you're a "baby daddy."

If you're the same in Alaska you're a "teen father." (Actually, according to your own MySpace page you're an F'n redneck that don't want any kids, but that's too long a phrase for the evil liberal media to take out of context and flog morning, noon and night.)

Black teen pregnancies? A "crisis" in black America.

White teen pregnancies? A "blessed event."