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Sam-I-am.
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Would you like them
Here or there?
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anywhere.
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Sam-I-am.
Would you like your
johnson long?
Would you like a
12-inch schlong?
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12-inch schlong.
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anywhere.
I do not like pop-ups and spam.
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Need Viagra
for your willy?
Spurt like Niagra
Make her silly?
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I would not click them anywhere.
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in your car?
Read them! Read them!
Here they are.
I would not,
could not,
in my car.
You may like them.
with wifi.
You may like them
on the sly.
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I would not, could not on the sly.
Not in my car! Don't make me lie.
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I do not want a refinanced house.
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I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like pop ups and spam.
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A train! A train!
A train! A train!
Could you, would you
on a train?
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Not at starbucks! Not for horny Asian fucks!
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I could not, would not, with a guy.
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I will not click them in my house.
I will not click them here or there.
I will not click them anywhere.
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With wet lesbian housewives?
In your future lives!
Would you for brand new kitchen knives?
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with wet lesbian housewives.
Would you, could you,
for Vicodin?
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Not on the sly, Not with a guy.
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You do not like
pop-ups and spam?
I do not
like them,
Sam-I-am.
Could you, would you,
with a goat?
I would not,
could not.
with a goat!
Would you, could you,
with a bloke?
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I will not have barnyard fun.
I will not have it til I cum.
Not on the sly! Not with a guy!
Not in my car! Don't make me lie!
I do not like your anal probes.
I do not like humping ear lobes.
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I will not click them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them ANYWHERE!
I do not like
pop ups
and spam!
I do not like them,
Sam-I-am.
You do not like them.
SO you say.
Try them! Try them!
And you may.
Try them and you may I say.
Sam!
If you will let me be,
I will try them.
You will see.
Say!
I like pop ups and spam!
I do!! I like them, Sam-I-am!
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And I would do it with a goat...
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And in the dark. And on a train.
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And I will eat them with kitchen knives.
And I will eat them in my house.
And I will eat them with a mouse.
And I will eat them here and there.
Say! I will eat them ANYWHERE!
I do so like
pop-ups and spam!
Thank you!
Thank you,
Sam-I-am!
