You coulda knocked me over with a feather when I heard it was Talk Like a Pirate day from this fine Woman of the Sea and this this fine Woman of the Burning Parrot!
The only problem is, I've been walking around trying to talk like a pirate all day and I can't do it.
I can't get the cadence.
I can't get it.
But I am bold in my breeches. That must be good for something.
Yes, that's "Bold" not "Soiled".
