March 08, 2003
The Net needs a DSM Code
The sidekick changes how I feel, how I move, how I lie down, how I go to sleep--and also how I travel online and where I go. One example: Most nights instead of picking up a book in bed, I now pick up my sidekick.
It's important to me that I hold the sidekick with two hands, just like a book, that I lean back on my pillows, pull the covers up, keep the sidekick in front of my face, about the same distance away from my eyes as a book, and that on more than one occasion I've stumbled around the next morning only to find the sidekick under the bed, just where my books used to land after having fallen fast asleep with them in hand.
Now I curl up with my favorite blogs just as I once did my favorite novel or latest selfish-help book.
So I'm telling him this, and says: "The Web as the endless book."
As usual, I start thinking of what that means to me, and I think yes! Through my sidekick, through anything small and convenient and transportable enough to read and digest in page-by-page fasion with two hands. yes.
Picking up the net when I pick up my sidekick is like picking up the endless book.
But why? Is it the sidekick specifically? Is it me? Is it my level of familiarity with the net? Is it even a diagnosable condition at all?
I don't know, but I will tell you my particular symptoms:
When I reach through my laptop window and touch the net, I'm having conversations, I'm writing with abandon, I'm commenting, I'm laughing, I'm linking to and fro. This is where I really engage.
When I'm in desktop mode, I'm working. I'm searching google. I'm researching, I'm printing, and in between I'm posting, but mostly I search there.
When I approach the net from my sidekick, it is my endless book.
It's my single binding with pages penned by a hundred of my favorite authors, whose stories are separate and interrelated all at once.
So what does all of this mean?
The net is Bi-Polar. It is a tragedy and comedy all at once; it's dark and it's light, fiction and non-fiction all at once. It's everything that has ever been written and nothing all at the same time. It is poetry and prose at once, elevating and degrading, uplifting and depressing. The net is as much about splitting as it is joining.
And if the net is an agreement, it is as much about disorder as it is protocol. It is as much about the schizophrenia of me, myself, and I (and him and her and them and us) as it is about the handshake with the network. It's as much about how you arrive as what you do there, and as much about what you do after you've been as it is what you did while you were there.
Some thoughts for sleeptime reading... the sidekick is charged--see ya upstairs.
March 07, 2003
World of Ends?
When it comes up, will someone please email me?
Oh, and here:
Broadway's officially quiet.
[[LATER that same night: OKAY! I got there--cool! It's a nice common-language, quotable article on why the net should still interest businesses, who have pretty much shunned anything that starts with a W, N, or I since the bust. 20K in hits and growing, somewhere to point the suits--Hey, it can't hurt.]]
George Calls for a Music-Out
That's how it's going to sound on Broadway tonight, as the pit orchestras go on strike. George tells us in this post that threats to cut broadway ensembles from 25 to 7 weren't warmly received by broadway musicians, a rare subset of working musicians who can eek out a decent living.
SEVEN? Wooo. I'd like to see that performance. My school musicals had larger pit bands.
So tonight the Broadway musicians strike--and as George says, this is a risky proposition: "We can be replaced now more than ever by machines. Don't think producers won't figure out a way to have canned music for Broadway. They did this in Vegas..."
Instead, he suggests another solution:
Maybe there should be a musicless week and I mean:
NO Live Music ANYwhere
NO Pre-Recorded Music of any kind
Computer generated midi music [no samples] is allowed because it doesn't have a heartbeat. I guarantee total insanity and chaos within 48hours.
Hey, I'm in.
THE WINNER in the "Worth Waiting For" Category.....
For anyone wondering, yes he is back, in fact never left, and Gary, he says, "Hey." Marek, he says, "Hey Hey." He also promises to make note of Denise's new blog design very soon, as soon as everyone else has already commented, much as with my testimonials page.
And now, please join me in basking in this Clockean praise...
I recently bought a Hallmark greeting card that asks,"Weren't robots supposed to be doing all the crap jobs by now?" And in smaller type at the bottom: "What happened?"
Whaddya mean "what happened?"? Take a look at the hackneyed, cliche ridden prose in today's so-called corporate communications. If that stuff isn't written by robots, it might as well be, for all the warmth and intelligence it conveys. NOT. It remains a mystery why so many companies still tend to think of communicating with their markets as a "crap job." It's not. Though approaching this core function with such an attitude assures that the results will constitute a very expensive crap shot.
Gregory Bateson once described information as any difference that makes a difference. There are plenty of people -- even some robots -- that can string words together into sentences. Jeaneane Sessum, on the other hand, can write. And yes, Virginia, there is a difference. Jeneane can write Eskimos into iceboxes, then write them out again. She may be the only person I know who can tell a stranger about rock and roll -- as she demonstrates nearly every day on her weblog. If you're not quite sure what all this means, she'll even 'splain it to you, Stranger. You'll be dancing your ass off in no time!
If your aim is to genuinely inform your markets about what you're up to and why anyone should give a damn, hire Jeneane. You can't go wrong. That's assuming, of course, that you are up to something worth giving a damn about. If not, hire robots. They're cheaper and they don't seem to mind writing crap. Jeneane does mind. Although she has many laudable communication skills, suffering fools gladly is not high among them.
Aside from that, she's a very nice person and doesn't (usually) bite.
Okay--I gotta run. I will attempt to write some eskimos into and out of iceboxes later today. (No offense intended to Eskimos or Intuits, but some offense intended for Frigidaire for poor page design and really high prises. Okay, maybe not offense. Envy maybe.)
....LATER THAT SAME DAY... I was thinking, since I haven't had a chance to add this jewel to my actual testimonials page yet, I should add the proper credits for C-Lo, just as I have for other contributors. Most bloggers know who he is, but for those hard of surfing, the official blurb says this...
Named in the 2001 Financial Times Group survey as one of the "top 50 business thinkers in the world," Chris Locke is author of Gonzo Marketing: Winning Through Worst Practices and The Bombast Transcripts, and co-author of the best selling Cluetrain Manifesto. He is president of Entropy Web Consulting, and editor/publisher of the widely acclaimed and justly infamous webzine Entropy Gradient Reversals.
Chris is a noted industry speaker, having keynoted for organizations such as Accenture (nee Anderson Consulting), the Direct Marketing Association, e- Business Expo, Dresdner Kleinwort Wasserstein, First Union Bank, Gartner Group, Key3Media, Peoplesoft, The Public Relations Society of America, SAP, Sun Microsystems, Devine Interventures, and Swiss Re. (See details at Washington Speakers Bureau)
Now based in Boulder, Colorado, Locke has worked for Fujitsu, Ricoh, the Japanese government's "Fifth Generation" artificial intelligence project, Carnegie Mellon University's Robotics Institute, CMP Publications, Mecklermedia, MCI, and IBM. He has written extensively for publications such as Forbes, The Industry Standard, Information Week, Harvard Business Review, Publish, Wired, and Release 1.0. His professional work has been covered by Advertising Age, Business Week, The Economist, Fast Company, Fortune, The New York Times, The Wall Street Journal, Wired, and many others.
He has never recanted anything.
I'm thinking if we put our heads together, we could come up with a pretty good unofficial bio too....
March 06, 2003
stomp, stomp off to bed...
"...gotta get my time down....... gotta get my time down. gonna need a stopwatch. ... gotta break 45 next time...."
30 in 30--er... 60
or get scared.
The Thirtieth Is the Charm
Posting 30 posts in 30 minutes is hard. SO hard in fact that it took me EXACTLY twice as long as I thought it would to get 30 posts in.
What seemed like 30 minutes was actually an hour.
I have therefore uncovered a scientific truth:
Every two minutes spent blogging = a minute in the real world
It takes twice as long to blog as it does to live.
Do I have it all backwards?
I think it HAS to be close to 30
AH WAIT--I'm one short. AH HA! As I figured, Blogger didn't handle it quite well and this little post is still open.
On to the next.
March 05, 2003
I think I'm over time
It just occured to me--will some of these posts end up in the archives, never to have been read at all? THAT would be a flipping shame!
We don't have cable anymore and I'm glad. I played some videos from Jenna we had taped back when we had the soft-porn--OH, I mean Disney--channel. For crying out loud--don't get lulled into thinking that Disney's got any good messages flying into your kids' eyes and ears these days folks. A networked designed to raise "CONSUMERS" and bratty mouthy ones at that. No, it's not self-confidence on these shows and commercials. It's self-centered narcisistic role models intricately designed as to seem harmless to parents after three to six viewings and to be irresistible to kids after a commercial and a half, and if needed, one entire episode of Lizzy Maguire's belly button.
Drop Disney before it's too late.
George told Jenna Mr. Rogers Died
Little did I know a very natural conversation took place in my absense. I know that because I drove Jenna to school today and she mentioned off the cuff, "Kelsey knew that Mr. Rogers died too. She heard it on the news."
I said, "Oh, you know that Mr. Rogers died?"
"Yep. Daddy told me the other day. Kelsey knew too. That's sad."
Then she asked me if I'd turn on her favorite Earth Wind and Fire CD, and soon she was singing along with her favorite track (number 6), and the non event was pretty much just that.
Guess we know our hangups when our kids show us.
stop me if you've heard this one before
jerk the line. try new bait. SOMETHING!
ain't blogging grand?
i tried to tell people. no one would listen.
(strike up the violins)
nope, but close
It's already done started up. Baby, it's happening. We be in growth mode. Pre-IPO (Insane Power Order) - i.e., the lunatics are in charge of the asylum.
who is he?
One day, coming soon to a world near you: "The Know and the Know-Nots."
Count on it.
Film at 11.
Why gonzo engaged is the coolest place on the web
This is really hard
more about the farm
I was five and no one believed me when I'd tell them the horses were loose. I was at the kitchen table one day, the only one who looked up in time to see three horses trotting past the picture window.
"MOM! The horses are loose!"
It stinks being ignored as a kid. I saw the looks, "she's trying to get our attention again."
Okay fine. Don't believe me.
Four minutes later the phone would ring--"OH, OH DEAR, we'll be right there!"
And off my sister and parents would go after the loose horses, leaving me in the kitchen at the window waiting for the rest of the action.
what else I liked about the farm
My sister would scream and then go motionless. True phobia, I learned very young, is something like paralysis. Then my brother would come with his shovel to our rescue and chop the snakes in half.
Farm life was really cool.
it was a great way to live.
it scared the people I worked with.
that was the most fun of all.
rain in spain
Speaking of which
non sequitur moment
Did the chimney always have that many stones on it?
Is this how halley does it?
no one stalks me. that's okay. I don't want to be stalked. George won't let me.
Should I be making fun of this? See when you decide to try to post 30 posts in 30 minutes, you don't have time to tidy up thoughts that you really shouldn't have in the first place. Perhaps we should all go through life this way.
We really should be reading
oh fuck it, never mind.
redneck simile moment
(the bada bing part is always Marek's)
no, you first
no, you first.
no, you first.
no, you first.
no, you go first.
no, you first.
no, you first.
no, you first!
uh-uh, you first.
no way, you.
no, you first.
no, you first.
not me, you.
no, you first.
no, you first.
No way, you!
no, you first.
no, you first.
okay, is anybody still reading these things?
need a logo/title thingy for stir
i think jenna's going to go to school today. i think she's getting better. I'm afraid to type these words in black and white. afraid they are capable of erasing reality. please hold good thoughts. this kid (and other asthma kids like her) have had one sick winter.
March 04, 2003
i don't know what it means
thanks to Farrago for the design assistance and moral support. And she better not go away...
I'm sounding a bit unwell, aren't I...
Hold down the fort.
I'm still amazed
Am I missing it, or are our professional MDs suspiciously missing from this world?
I hate insurance companies and every medical facility who claims to hate insurance companies and uses them as a scapegoat to define policies that enable these facilities to treat only the very wealthy.
Hey, medical world--and all its affiliates--you suck.
Get me any madder and I'm going to start a blog and name names. Try me.
10 Blog Things I Don't Like
I don't like entire blogs devoted to re-posting what other people post without some value ad--I dunno, pop-ups of the original posters with interactive boxing figures that can punch back and forth or something.
I don't like when Shelley tapes a "Do Not Disturb" sign to her blog.
I don't like it when people don't post for a month and then post like crazy and get me all going and stuff and then they stop again.
I don't like that Mike Sanders put me back on his blogroll or that he spelled my last name wrong.
I don't like too many links in one post. I get confused. Too many is more than four or five.
I don't like teeny tiny fonts.
I don't like the the blogs as journalism conundrum.
I don't like when Blogger's down.
I don't like that this doesn't pay. Pay me. Sorry, to clarify, that this doesn't pay *me*.
Coming soon, 10 Blog Things I Do Like.
Stop it. Don't get so excited.
this is a question for the entire U.S.
sicky sticky world
George has the bug too. Finally got him to see the doc, and he has antibiotics.
A sad, depressed bunch of shut ins. And worst of all, I have no time to write. Blog posts fly through my head all day. And then the breathing treatments, and then dinner, and then the medicines, and then the mess, oh yes, and work.
in a word, ugh.
Five minutes ago I had painted in my mind what business will look like in five years. I was going to tell you what I saw, how what we think is bad is actually good, and what we think is good is very bad news indeed, about how if the net has taught us one thing, it has taught us how networks work; I was going to talk about about how small pockets of once-redundant workers are slowly but surely constructing sophisticated roadways among their virtual homes and talents, functioning in many respects like a web across knowledge bases and out to customers--no not an extranet--this is human talent assembling across neighborhoods and buildings, people who owe allegience to no one but themselves (another lesson they've learned); they are practical and organized and nimble and cheap. They are, and this is the good news, unstopable.
but more about that another time--my chicken is burning.
March 03, 2003
it ain't all about text
I searched up "Dark" and found this image:
With the image is voice:
If you have never glimpsed [the darkness], or have forgotten the terribleness of that view, how can you even think to judge those who have lashed out against others, or themselves, in a seemingly mad act of violence or destructiveness?....
The difficult task is not to judge, but to help. Not to condemn, but to reach out. ... And not the least, to remind ... there is Light that is apart from the darkness, which does not judge, does not condemn, does not patronize and lecture, and in which mistakes are forgiven, wounds are healed, and once-forgotten joy can be rediscovered and understood again.
Search and you shall receive.
Tom thinks I'm onto something
I think it bears repeating by me, up a level, in a post on my blog. So here:
I have promised to make some VIPS a list of articles and blogs that will somehow wrap the largeness of all of this into a single email. So far I haven't been able to do it. The importance of it, really, is that human voices--nobodies, really--are resonating farther and longer through this medium than the power structures of institutions like corporations, big media, government, religion... It's the bottom up thing that's important. I'm not saying we'll TAKE OVER any of those institutions, but we will penetrate and change them.
try explaining that to someone who wants to know what a blog is. yeh.
It all really goes back to this, which, even he who is the man with the star has said may not be exactly "there" as an idea yet. But I think, as he described it to me more than a year ago, when most people reading this weren't even blogging yet, it is more than there. It's here.
My new club
These are strep moms. I am one now too.
This is Jenna's second round with strep throat in the last month. This means it is the second or third trip to the doctor's or urgent care in as many weeks. More antibiotics, more new toothbrushes, more nebulizer treatments, more motrin, more soup, more sprite, more popsicles, more videos, more crayons, more thermometers, more bed changes, more luke warm baths, more energetic rebounds, more trying to keep the animals out of the house, more unrest, more sleep-interrupted nights, more triaminic, more throat spray, more lip balm, more kleenex, more phone calls, more trying to work somewhere in between it all, more guilt.
I'm not alone. I see them. Sometimes I talk to them. Like last night at 9:30 at Eckerds. I saw her sitting in the chair by the pharmacy--remembered her from urgent care a couple hours earlier. I say hi. She says, Hi, I remember you. I say, I remember you too--how is your son? She says, Strep. I say, my daughter too. She says he is on round 3 with it, that he gets it so often the doctors want to remove his tonsils. I shiver for her, and wonder when our doctor will lay that one on us--no thank you.
I tell her I'm tired. She says, I know, me too. She is probably ten years older than me, but our faces look just the same. The condition is timeless, ageless. You can be 20, 30, 40, 50 and look just like us. Jaw muscles too tired to show expression. Mouth sagging in an unattractive frown. Downturned lips. Heavy eyebrows. Dark circles under our eyes.
Strep moms. There's no mistaking us.
March 02, 2003
blogging and the two-way mirror
A few bloggers have written that people who read them say that they're "brave" to reveal themselves this way. And they are. We are.
This week I got a new boss. The boss and I haven't worked together before, and so I thought I'd give her a crash course in who I am. I sent her the link to my credentials which links to all the places I live online, including my home here. She may be reading this. Now. If so, Hi. This is where everything's happening. Don't let it scare you.
Six months ago I wouldn't have done it. I had a boss I'd known forever, and I still didn't show him this place. I wasn't ready to raise the shade all the way. Sure, now and then I enjoyed the thrill of popping it up for a day or so, but then mostly hoped no one would be looking, except George and and my very best blog friends.
Then google bought blogger. Suddenly I'm getting emails from folks who don't live out here. They say, "Hey, that blogging thing is big." And they're reading more blogs, including mine. Probably yours too. Every now and then a friend mentions on the phone, "Oh I know that--I saw it on your blog," and I get that little rush of confusion, wondering what I wrote, about what or whom, certainly not having this particular friend in mind as part of the cast of characters who read me.
Things are picking up. They are looking in. Velocity.
The two-way mirror of blogging is us going about our business out here, and growing numbers of regular people--our friends, family, colleagues--looking in on us. The ones who don't comment. The ones you might get an inkling have come by from looking at your referrer log.
A little disconcerting.
Some bloggers have drawn their shades or moved online households because the risk of showing themselves is too great--isn't worth it, isn't practical. Their careers rely on the very power structures set up to silence them, and they can't afford--not yet anyway--the potential backlash from eyes of weight looking in on them.
Even now, I close my shade sometimes. I pull back and hunker down. And that's fine. Maybe the time will come when it's okay to let the trick-glass slip away, and all of our windows open onto one another. Maybe not.
But this day I'm okay with saying, yes, I write online, in fact, I'm rather more here than there, and so are most of the smart people I know.
So look if you like. And if you don't like it, pull your own shade down. Because no one but me can stop me from moving into the light.
sunday morning with the sessums
george, shaking his hand above his head: "What, your medula?"
us: "bla ha haha haha!"
me: "I'm gonna blog it."
george: "No, I am."
us: "bla hahahah ha!"