Internet Stamps? This is a really bad idea. Unless, of course, I get to be Postmaster of the invisible multi-national post office and Shelley gets to be banker of the universal imaginary currency, and in the deal I want Park Place AND Boardwalk with two hotels each. Kay?
The guilty parties are at the bottom of the post. Have your fun as you will.
Now, what SHOULD come out of this is the new SPLOG boardgame which would be all the rage at cool blogging conferences like the recently completed BlowGun and the upcoming every other one.