But you do. When you get email from "Breaking News" and you know you've signed up to receive breaking news email alerts from CNN and others, you have to give the spammers their props for thinking it up.
The last two days I'm getting my Breaking News spam, today's delivering this startling development from the Middle East: GULF WAR II: the Art market in turmoil! "Keep connected to the art market to find out who the winners and the loosers are: Artists, works, sale places, key figures and trends, latest auction results, price levels and indexes…"
Thanks for saving my life. I almost ran for the duct tape.
Smart bastards.