Congratulations to UBATMK trombonist, Frank Paynter, who has been given a key to the city, WAIT WAIT -- BETTER than that. A key to the UNIVERSITY!! OMG!
For He's a jolly good fellow of Sociology, ladies and gentlemen. Wish him well and buy him a pencil case.
Hey Frank, I might know of a case study or two you could start researching. I mean, just thinking out loud here.
Anyway, I hope you and Beth are out to dinner celebrating. Start shining up your library card.