er: what the hell are you watching?
me: night at the museum (kids movie)
er: oh yes, saw the trailer
me: ben stiller, dick van dyke, robin williams??
it looks cute?
er: I dunno.
me: not a good ansswer
er: you're getting senile
me: "he looks like a wierdie"
er: oh he was weird alright
me: (oh did i get the wrong guy?)
(the little short one?)
er: child prodigy in the 30s or something
me: mickie roonie?
er: mickie roonie
me: yeah he says to ben stiller: "You look like a weirdie"
er: child star -- obnoxious little brat
dick van dyke looks great
er: never grew out of it, either
me: he musta kicked the bottle
or maybe that was his brother.
er: maybe you're thinking the Dutch Masters painter?
me: oh yeah
er: or the cigars
me: DVD says (that's dick van dyke): "No foolin around in here--this stuff's really old."
er: Ernie Kovacks
what the fuck are you watching???
me: Night at the Museum!!!!!
i told you
er: I thought that was a NEW movie
no dick van dyke is in it NOW
he's a security guard
micki roony's in it NOW
er: no, listen: there is a NEW movie about being trapped in a museum at night
me: as a short old man
YES THIS IS IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
er: just came out recently
me: OMG you r a freak
are you fucking with me?
er: so how are all these OLD fuckers in it?
me: that is what i am WATCHING
THEY ARE IN IT
THEY ARE OLD
they're like NUTS
ben stiller's in it too
he is not old
er: no: YOU are like NUTS
me: why do you think i'm saying DVD looks GOOD (dick van dyke)
i mean GOOD FOR 100.
er: and why do you keep telling me you've been stiller?
is that like "It's quiet. Too quiet..."
me: OMG TAKE ANOTHER PILL
ok he's in the museum now
and its nighttime
me: and it sure's ben stiller
er: are you going to chat me the entire movie???
me: only if you don't keep telling me i'm nuts
er: you are weirder than me by far
me: he's singing earth wind and fire on the intercom system
er: dig yourself
er: you've lost all control
me: i am so blogging this
er: right now? as we speak?
me: DONT GO IN THAT DOOR BEN!
so i don't ruin the ending
er: LOOK OUT!!!
me: for all the friends out there.
er: spoiler alert
me: the BIG STATUE isn't where he left it
er: oh MG
me: "Cecil? Ok very funny cecil!! what is this a david copperfield thing?"
er: O MY G
me: get ready to jump
me: nope not yet
er: too soon?
me: HOLY MOVIN DINOSAUR BATMAN!!!
er: did I make it?
me: he's never ben stiller.
now he's running but the dinosaur is chasing him
oooo good effects
er: images in mirror may be closer than they appear...
me: ooo he's hiding behind the desk
er: running already!
me: but the dino is big
er: hide hide hide
me: OH DEAR
the dino just picked up the desk
me: the dinosaur just wants to play fetch!!!
er: DON'T EAT ME!!!
me: instruction number 1:
"Throw the bone"
er: you realize this is totally insane, right?
me: he's playing fetch
isn't that CUTE!!!!
he's a goooood dinosaur
me: how cuuuuuute
er: give him a cracker
me: he's like kitty kitty except bigger
he's playing fetch
wagging his skeleton tail
er: we talking a Tyranosaurus Rex here?
me: it kind of shakes the building when he runs
er: baboom baboom
me: ok now the elephant's on the lose
i think it's a wooley mammoth
me: ok it's getting confusing now
me: too many living characters
i may have to go pay attention
er: what you mean GETTING???
me: the natives are after him
me: on the elevator
he's going up
er: I may have to go rent this
me: "Oh mandy" is playing on musak.
i think it's better in chat
er: this is definitely lo-fidelity this way
I can't SEE
me: oh right
er: I have to take your word for it
what if you're lying to me
me: oh well there's a pretty Indian girl, and i don't mean East.
er: what if you're really watching Gone With the Wind?
louis and clarke
er: toss me another sack o' jaweea
the Huns are after him
er: very postmodern
me: it does look like the rochester museum came to life
know what else i rented?
me: black snake moan
er: oh cool -- Samuel L
i won't chat thru that one
you may haveta get it
er: tell me how that one is
me: wow ostraches are BIG
er: might just
me: like TALL
er: this chat is going into the museum too
me: oh right
er: the Museum of Weirdness
me: HANG IT ON THE WALL BATMAN
It's goin' to the blog
er: what is this fucking movie called again?
me: i think it's night at the museum
oooo the monkey got his keys
er: I Think It's Night At the Museum?
me: Night the Museum
er: what a weird title
this is too exciting for me. I have to go take me calm-down pills
er: check me later, see if there's still a pulse
you be careful in there
there's lions and all kinds a shit on the loose