another lesson in worst practices:
1) go on national tv in a beauty pageant.
2) answer a question in pig latin.
3) lose contest but come in 3rd place.
4) wiggle self at The Donald.
5) get free crib at luxury hotel and make $25,000 per day.
6) get old, lose looks, give lessons to others on making money.
7) retire.
8) die.
