September 25, 2007

Worst Practices Lesson 103

another lesson in worst practices:

1) go on national tv in a beauty pageant.

2) answer a question in pig latin.

3) lose contest but come in 3rd place.

4) wiggle self at The Donald.

5) get free crib at luxury hotel and make $25,000 per day.

6) get old, lose looks, give lessons to others on making money.

7) retire.

8) die.

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