November 13, 2006

Web 3.0, Google Docs and Spreadsheets as E-Room Killer, and Giving Thanks

Posted earlier at BlogHer.org.

I have enjoyed seeing Anne Zelenka jam with Sheila Lennon about why more decimals and numerals aren't what's changing on the net--what's changing are our needs and wants around making work and life easier to endure, and maybe even enjoy. Anne says:


What we want from the next generation of the web or even this generation of it is action. We need it to handle more of the tedious details of life. Sheila Lennon points out where this morning’s NY Times article got it wrong. It’s not about meaning. It’s about software agents who can do our bidding and remove some of the friction from managing our days.

Sheila gives an interpretation of what we can do, and why it matters, and then gets some input from those who live and breath software design on usefulness.... and slinkies.

When restaurants are online in realtime (yet to happen), my computer could display Providence restaurants serving cordon bleu tonight at what prices, ask me to choose one (around when?) then make a reservation, reserve a portion of chicken cordon bleu for me, and notify the restaurant's computer if I'm hung up in traffic. It will not think about chicken cordon bleu. Its mouth will not water.

And -- being my agent -- it will not suggest I've had enough calories already today and should have salad instead.


Bonus: The HAL transcripts.


Update: A couple of bloggers more tech-savvy than me address this post, and further it.


Programmer and tech author Shelley Powers, On Meaning:


What most people want (from the Semantic Web) is what Sheila is describing: systems that work together seamlessly; that integrate immediately; that help us do something we couldn't do before.

...I find it interesting, though, to see these writings about the web of meaning now, when I've finally reached a personal epiphany that as cool as this stuff is, it has about as much practical use as a Slinky.


While Nick Bradbury has decided the semantic web isn't ready for prime time, I think there are other questions to consider before deciding that Web 3.0 doesn't validate.

What I Think...

If the dot-com era was about commerce, and web 2.0 about conversation and innovation--an explosion of features, then web 3.0 is about combining those innovations with commerce. It's ALL about making many-to-many collaboration real. And I mean effortless, ubiquitous, simple Me-to-You (m2y) collaboration. I mean working together with people online through free platforms -- often people we've never met (or would have never met) offline -- to build businesses outside of business, the same way we built conversations outside of business.

How very fitting that a mega-company like Google is leading the charge--it is the only company that can, because it is the only company with nothing to lose by doing so, because it came from this space. Its business model is intrinsic to this space. That's why Adam Lashinsky of CNN Money is right when he says, It's all about Google, although I'm far more optimistic than he.

It's become easy--I would say cliche--to poke holes at "web 2.0" and its components. Smart people--and the net is full of them--are thinking about how to fit within Google's model or how to rival it. Meanwhile, Google is developing (and buying) what all of us need to get from here to there.

So who wins?

We win.

The commons wins.

For once, we win. We the workers, the 'force' has never counted in the 'work force' can collaborate nearly for free GLOBALLY and efficiently, using our brains instead of the shop floor to manufacture, then barter and exchange whatever products and currencies WE CHOOSE with others. Linden dollars, real dollars, books, sex, cash FOR ideas, products, charities, whatever.

Why? How? Because what all of this innovation has resulted in the ability for us to become co-producers and partners with business, and with one another. Creators as well as consumers, makers and buyers. We are not an after thought in commerce. The world has become too flat for that.

Yes, the earth is flat. Or at least it's getting there.

For me as a business person and marketing/PR pro, although I have a lot of problems with the industry that germinated those terms, this Web 2.0/3.0 debate is not an existential exercise. It is my daily reality.

Since 2003 I have pined for a solution like Documentum's E-Room for collaboration with my global colleagues I have met through blogging and online social spaces. I have long identified such collaborative spaces--ones that work easily and seamlessly--as the single biggest competitive differentiator for large firms against the independent, networked worker. Because they cost several thousands of dollars each year and require great technical know how to administer. These differentiators-as-barriers are ripe for the net to overturn.

Enter Google, barely making a sound, but unleashing the most simple and powerful document collaboration platform -- for FREE -- with google docs and spreadsheets. I was blown away when I started using it just last week. You can collaborate with others, including your clients, real time, inside of documents (uploaded word documents, excel spreadsheets and others), in a shared space. You can administer editing and viewing rights. You can export and import to common file formats. You can even subscribe to docs via RSS to track changes! I mean HOLY CRAP. All of these years I've been begging for this, and Google tosses it out there like a crouton atop a luscious salad.

And how did Google develop it? Through web 2.0 acquisitions and software innovations. What have they created with those things? A web 3.0 collaborative nexus.

So Now What...

Just for today, decide that you are going to love the net, love what is going on here, remember how it was before, look around the room you're in right now and think about what has changed in how short a time. Forget what we call it, forget semantics, forget decimials, forget numerals. Remember the people you have met--people you've always thought, "Damn, I wish I could work with her," and understand that you can, we are, and that is a very very very cool thing.

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A different kind of T&A

A week from today we get to go back to the ENT to see what he can make about Jenna's tonsils and adenoids.

We went about 3 years ago, and they decided to watch her instead of removing the works then. In the last three years, things haven't improved much. She still gets strep a lot; she still gets so sick when she gets even a little sick that she misses school and too many fun events, and these illnesses still trigger her asthma. So we're thinking that maybe it is time to reconcile with the idea of surgery. Although we've run hoops to avoid it through other means for  long time.

I remember getting my tonsils out back in the days of ether.

In those days we went in the night before and stayed a couple of days. I hear now that children often go home the same day. Wow.

I remember getting wheeled into the operating room; i remember the big round face sucker coming down, i REALLY remember the smell, and saying, "No, no I'm going to throw up!" And the condescending man saying, "No you're not, it's just the smell," and me saying, "Yes I am!" And i REALLY REALLY remember throwing up all over the operating table, and i REALLY REALLY REALLY remember them jumping out of the way and shutting everything down and being pissed off, maybe swearing a holy shit in there, and i remember not knowing why they were mad but being embarrassed anyway, and then i sort of remember them sending me home with my tonsils and adenoids just where they were before the hospital visit until i could come back and not throw up in the OR.

I went back to kindergarten not with honor, for having heroically survived the operation we all feared, but an outcast for having gone to the hospital and come back the same as I was before: sick and with tonsils.

They tried again a month later, and I managed not to throw up. I dreamt of all the ice cream they said I could have, and wanted none of it. And I didn't get sick again until college.

If the T&A (tonsillectomy and adenoidectomy) is in store for Jenna, I pray for none of the drama, none of the vomit, but the same good results.


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November 12, 2006

Tagging Gmail - Meta Mail Madness

Talking to the birthday boy via email, trying to track some conversational metadata, when I say, "I'm gonna start tagging my gmail," you know like body tags -- maybe, say, a couple tags per email or per thread -- that will pull very specific info when I search by my tags. Subject lines shouldn't be tags. They are a synopsis for the recipient. Tags are all about me. so if you see something like [[weekly status 11/13]] at the bottom of an email that isn't about weekly status at all, but maybe that's how I want to find it later, well then you'll know I'm tagging our thread.

Gmail thread tags, exchange tags, something to it?


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Heaven Forbid!

Isn't that like asking religion to steward government's future?
Oh... wait.
imho,  the last thing we need is business thinking it can influence anything. except commerce.


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Chris Locke, the God Father of Blogging, And RageBoy, Celebrate Their Birthdays!





Send wishes to day to your favorite blog father and new age crime fighter -- and his evil twin -- at clocke AT gmail DOT com. It's not to late to say WTF? And it's WAY not too late to visit the fellas' wishlist:

Make a brotha happy:
Locke's Amazon.com Wish List




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November 11, 2006

Third Prize is You're Fired





Blake: Let me have your attention for a moment! So you're talking about what? You're talking about...(puts out his cigarette)...bitching about that sale you shot, some son of a bitch that doesn't want to buy, somebody that doesn't want what you're selling, some broad you're trying to screw and so forth. Let's talk about something important. Are they all here?
Williamson: All but one.
Blake: Well, I'm going anyway. Let's talk about something important! (to Levene) Put that coffee down!! Coffee's for closers only. (Levene scoffs) Do you think I'm fucking with you? I am not fucking with you. I'm here from downtown. I'm here from Mitch and Murray. And I'm here on a mission of mercy. Your name's Levene?
Levene: Yeah.
Blake: You call yourself a salesman, you son of a bitch?
Moss: I don't have to listen to this shit.
Blake: You certainly don't pal. 'Cause the good news is -- you're fired. The bad news is you've got, all you got, just one week to regain your jobs, starting tonight. Starting with tonight's sit. Oh, have I got your attention now? Good. 'Cause we're adding a little something to this months sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anyone want to see second prize? Second prize's a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired. You get the picture? You're laughing now? You got leads. Mitch and Murray paid good money. Get their names to sell them! You can't close the leads you're given, you can't close shit, you ARE shit, hit the bricks pal and beat it 'cause you are going out!!!
Levene: The leads are weak.
Blake: 'The leads are weak.' Fucking leads are weak? You're weak. I've been in this business fifteen years.
Moss: What's your name?
Blake: FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!! (to Levene) And your name is "you're wanting." And you can't play in a man's game. You can't close them. (at a near whisper) And you go home and tell your wife your troubles. (to everyone again) Because only one thing counts in this life: Get them to sign on the line which is dotted! You hear me, you fucking faggots?
(Blake flips over a blackboard which has two sets of letters on it: ABC, and AIDA.)
Blake: A-B-C. A-always, B-be, C-closing. Always be closing! Always be closing!! A-I-D-A. Attention, interest, decision, action. Attention -- do I have your attention? Interest -- are you interested? I know you are because it's fuck or walk. You close or you hit the bricks! Decision -- have you made your decision for Christ?!! And action. A-I-D-A; get out there!! You got the prospects comin' in; you think they came in to get out of the rain? Guy doesn't walk on the lot unless he wants to buy. Sitting out there waiting to give you their money! Are you gonna take it? Are you man enough to take it?


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November 09, 2006

respect.

ed bradley dies.

"I was told, 'You can be anything you want, kid,'" he once told an interviewer. "When you hear that often enough, you believe it."


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Sympathy

Goes out to Ken Camp, one of the nicest guys online, whose sister-in-law passed away. Thinking of you and your family, Ken.


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JBroLo on the Gay Bloggies - You forgot some folks.

Discussing the irony--hypocrisy?-- of a segregated -- where we should expect diversity -- blogging awards program. White, naked, young, male = gay?  JBroLo says oh, no no.


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REPRESENTIN'!

Happy 5th Birthday to Kevin Marks' Blog! Kevin explains why a bunch of us started blogging at the same time. The class of '01 rocksthesphere, babyyyy.


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Denise is right

Tucows rocks. Great people there I've had the pleasure of working with during my association with the best of Canada. Apparently Tucows is among some cool companies looking for corpo-lawyers. Wanna live in the snow? I miss it.


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If you want to know about getting on techcrunch...

mike and guy discuss. Good social communications advice in general.

What I found interesting about watching this is that no matter whether or not I poke Mike with a stick sometimes, he is a guy who likes to write. I mean he really likes to write. I don't know if even I can say that.

As per the details...

TC get 40 pitches per day.

They write about 10 per day. Some of those are re-reviews of companies they've written about before.

They read first couple sentences of your email. don't say revolutionary or huge.

Poor pitches about good companies kill a review

Talk about what's different from the 'known' entities.

Don't use sucky words: revolutionary, change the way we use the Internet, disruptive, interesting, user generated content, longtail product --> don't waste words either.

Get to the point. Let them flower it up.

Mike LIKES to write. For five hours straight. Where is the book, man? If you don't have kids you can write for 5 hours straight. You can't think for five seconds straight with kids.

Mike says don't spend your money at the expensive conferences. Get people writing about it and you get in front of hundreds of thousands of people, not hundreds.

Mike's second favorite marketing writer is Seth Godin. (aaaaah, NO mike!)

I had to stop--my kid just came in with a beach ball.


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Ladies, the Copy Machine Is Down the Hall...

oh fucking please.


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November 08, 2006

Speaking of Halley...

Remember the days when Stealth Discoing was in?




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It's a bird, a plane, no it's halley's comment

Halley's been posting again--good stuff. I like her republican man-date post. Man date. heh.

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A Rocker in the House

Sheila Lennon reports that John Hall, formerly of the band Orleans (and I mean way formerly) is now in the House. I'm not cheating by googling this, but didn't Orleans do the song that went: "Dance with me, I want to be your partner can't you see..."? I have a pretty good musical memory, but I'm not sure. Sheila says Hall upset his opponent. Apparently he also sang his acceptance speech. That makes me want to move back to NY.


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i'll be broke by sunup

Five years ago I said that google should make like the phone book and charge people NOT to be listed. (okay December 11, 2001 I said that to be exact).

"I wonder how long it will be before search engines start to offer a paid service for NOT listing specific search results... Say you posted something rather explicit on an offbeat site, or posted an online rant about your boss or mother-in-law, later to learn that Google has outed you... Would you pay to be "unlisted," like some folks do with that old hard-copy behemoth known as the white pages? It's a thought. Maybe an odd one. We'll see."

I remember thinking this because some of us do bad things or are bad people, or maybe good people who write dumb things or put stupid pictures online we wish we hadn't.

Now, I'm not talkin' 'bout me, mind you.

That other guy. You know the one. Lookie that way. Nothing to see here.

Of course, now I would say that wiping someone's slate clean is certainly not the job of a search-co because it compromises trust in service. Instead, that should be the job of a web2.0 startup looking for oodles of cash and an acquisition down the road.  I'm just sayin... smartie pants alright.


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The dumbest american

so... can i register to vote online? i was thinking to do that tomorrow.


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When You're in Om...

He doesn't know it, but I think of Om Malik about six times a day. That is the number of times I find myself typing so fast that I miss the "c" key while typing a URL, the resulting domain becoming a dot-om (and 404ing).

listics.om, rageboy.om, nabaztag.om, blogger.om--you name it. I type them all. Then I get pissed. Then I think of Om. InterNIC should consider a .om extension for people like me. All the sites I usually go to while thinking of Om by accident.


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November 07, 2006

Another cat blog?




heere kitty kitty--don't forget your earmuffs. ;-)

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i didn't vote because politicians don't like puppies.




hat tip: rox.

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the speed of meme

My friend Alec Saunders has an interesting post about meme creation, which I'd really classify more as good-ways-of-structuring-our-world-and-how-they-catch-on, but maybe meme creation is a little easier to say. You think? Alec uses the Voice 2.0 moniker as an example and concludes that it doesn't take a whopping PR budget to create your own category in the wondermous wide world of the web.

"In 12 months time, we’ve managed to insert an idea, which now has apparently a ton of currency, into a very old industry.  We haven’t relied on large marketing budgets, or heavy lifting PR campaigns.  Instead, using just blogs and conversation..."

Amen.

(although if you have a large marketing or PR budget, call me at 678-294-0900.)


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Did I mention allied turned 5 on the 4th?

that's like 67 in blog years. happy birthday to the class of 01!


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What Not to Do With Pictures: Part 1

Have a particularly stressful decade, take lots of 35mm pictures, and never develop them.

Save 12 canisters of film from that decade in various drawers and cubbies around the house..

Let your daughter talk you into rounding them up one day and taking them to Eckerds for 1-hour processing.

Return 3 hours later with daughter to a stack of 11 (one roll bit the dust) packets of photos to look through.

Stand at the counter and look at every one of them, every face frozen in time, every lost relationship manifest, every wound, every symbol in every corner of your world.

Find one packet of baby pictures from a day in November when your nine-year-old daughter was just six weeks old.

Feel your usually painful uterus ache more.

Show the photomat lady: This is her then; This is her now--tada!

Spend $77.


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November 05, 2006

speaking of asses...

I'm going to try to get mine to the volleyball court on Tuesday evenings to see if i can move it around the court while my forearms knock the ball over the net. It's my friend's church's "old people's" league (over 35), which is good except that I am really quite competitive, whether I'm worth a damn or not, so I'll try to leave my best john mcenroe (sans the racket) impressions at home. (operative word: try).


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my nabaztag's ass is blinking...

...hey, is that you sending me a message? you light up my ass!


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did you hear the one about the gay preacher and the male prostitute?

yeah, i thought so.


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i know i know i know!

I already blew NaBloPoMo. Day friggin ONE I was out. How lame. Big "L" on the forehead for that one.

I owe like 23 people something. this for you that for you this and that for you and you. I am sorry. My lameness precedes the items I owe each of you. I couldn't even make it two days in a damn blogging contest, so how quick do you think you'll be getting your deliverables? Goddam it's a good thing my clients like me.

Listen, I owe my kid some quality time, without screaming, without halloween-sugar-high mania. I owe my family a little attention. I owe myself a weekend without sweating work. I'm taking it.


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November 01, 2006

Jory Radiant Georgeous MARRIED!!

Does jory not look stunning? Oh dear--all of these weddings and births and it isn't even summer!


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NaBloPoMo - Just Do It.

If Brandon's in, I'm in.

See freaktails, i mean details, here.

nablopomo
Originally uploaded by evehorizon.

Damn you spam!

You keep it up and I'll eat you for dinner!


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The Arrington Economy

"Some people seem to think that I either need to shut down TechCrunch, or stop investing. Here’s my answer: No."

TechCrunch seems to be down--I won't speculate whether that's because of a technical glitch or a temper glitch--but the words above are from Mike Arrington's post at CrunchNotes responding to all of the discussion lately over Mike, his site, his views, his mouth, and his business practices.

Of all the words in his post--some that make me want to pull out my own hair out--I like this sentence. As everyone knows, Mike has every right to run his business and his site how he likes. And as everyone knows, folks have every right to: poke fun, slam, love, hate, admire, envy, diss or ignore TechCrunch. Advertisers have the right to invest their money there or not.

That's why Mike's "No" is an appropriate response. Although I'm not sure the entire issue is the Federal Case Mike's interpreting it as. Mike doesn't shy away from controversy, so why does this last round of flack for his processes and views have him on the defensive? There's got to be something more. And that something must have to do with money, because everything does.

Whatever the deal is, and even though Mike pisses me off when he's oblivious to his own ego, I hope he gets back to the site soon and keeps doing what he's doing because TechCrunch is an important part of both the online tech food chain and the social structure of the blogosphere. Whatever you think of Mike, that's the case. I read TechCrunch every day. Even when I get pissed at Mike's mouth, I still read it. I enjoy the rise that he gets out of me. I usually also post about what I agree with and what I don't care for--and I'm usually NOT careful about NOT offending the folks at TechCrunch even though I and MY BUSINESS are part of the Arrington Economy. Because once I start caving to that, I lose credibility. And I'm not mainstream, so my voice is all I have.

The thing Mike doesn't understand as he slams mainstream media is that TechCrunch is under fire because TechCrunch has gone mainstream by blogworld standards. Once you have gained 13,000 inbound links and are being beamed out to every conceivable device and delivery channel, and once you have a business model and revenue stream dependent on the broadcast of your content across all of those channels, then you have become mainstream. You can jump up and down about not being mainstream and how you're not mainstream because you're happily biased. But you are broadcasting. Period. And a few responses to reader comments doesn't change that fact.

Is this a bad thing? Not necessarily. But it does mean that you're not going anywhere anytime soon. You are entrenched and hard coded. No sit-in or protest or number of insults can take you down. You are in power.

Just as Mike believes his work helps gives mainstream media a reality check, he has to understand that that same dynamic is in play with his site and the people who criticize him.

It's one thing to know this because it's common sense, and it's another thing to know it when you're in the hot seat. I would imagine it's also harder to parse it when friends and people you respect are among those checking-and-balancing your ass as they light coals under your feet.

So all of this is my uneducated read on what's going on. Some people may think Mike's power is dangerous enough to try to run him out of town. Unless you run Technorati and Google out of town too, you're not going to run Mike out of town because link loyalty online is even more difficult to change than customer behavior offline.

Mike may want us to stop ranting and criticizing how he conducts his business and what he rants about. That's probably not going to happen. We may want him to behave more this way or that way. That's not going to happen either. Which essentially means that all's well with the net.

I just wish he'd stop sounding like Dave Winer has taken residence in his left ear.


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October 31, 2006

the life and death of coco.

The last two years of this blog have been peppered with stories about Jenna's mother hamster, CoCo. Who could forget? She ate her babies. She had more babies. She didn't eat those babies. She ran away. She stayed away. She lived under the stove. She came back.


The past six months in her new cage have been peaceful and uneventful ones for CoCo as we finally foiled her escape tactics. No more finding her in the laundry. No more kitchen capers.

Tonight after sorting Halloween candy, once jenna was asleep, I was posting the pictures in the post below when george said, "Are you sure coco's still alive?"

I said, "I think so--I gave them food and water two days ago. The boys' food dishes and water bottles were empty, but I didn't check her because she still had a full dish of foo...... oh shit."

"I've been smelling something all day--I figured it was the cages."

Downstairs I went. I hadn't quite reached the living room when he said, "Oh yeah. She's dead."

When I walked into the room, George was spraying air freshener. He was doing a mock commercial: "This air freshener works so well you won't even know there's a dead animal in the house!"

The rest was pretty much:

Me saying, "Well what are we going to do with it--Jenna's asleep."

Him saying, "It's garbage night."

Me saying, "Good, I'll dig a hole and fill it in, you bag her up. I'll show Jenna the grave--she doesn't have to know CoCo's not in it."

George saying, "I don't know--that' kind of weird. We can tell her it was garbage night--or we can save it for her, but a fake grave? That's just strange."

Me saying, "Save it for her?! I don't want her to smell that thing!"

Him saying, "We could double bag it. Ziplocks.

By now he's taken the cage out front, and he has to go get soy milk and cat food at Kroger--which is where he was headed when the discovery was made--because the cats are hungry and we're out of cat food.

Insert your own joke.

We did.

In the end we decided to bury the actual CoCo in a box in a shallow grave that I'll show jenna in the morning. I have a little statue with the word "peaceful" on it she can put there too.

I was saving it for the four boxes of dog ashes we still haven't sprinkled in our 22 years together. But I guess the dogs will have to wait. They're used to it.

CoCo lived an interesting two years and made our living room (and kitchen, and laundry room) a little a more fun for having her there.

RIP CoCo.

HAPPY HALLOWEENIE!


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movement, meaning, coming, going.

I didn't know my blog brother Mike Golby was going through such exciting and harrowing transitions--a son married, a daughter turning 21, and more.

Minor life movements, not.

It was five years ago we met friend, here in this place they think they know (see below), when your daughter was but 16, and jenna only 4. You remember those days, I know, and the gnawing off of our legs together, our little blog collective, so many of us getting out of where we were, or in deeper, and now, together, we're growing up, are we?, to somewhere we weren't then anyway, whether we like it or not.



Readying these children, sending them into a world we're still trying to figure, get right, get wrong, get our sea legs, something, anything. Anything beautiful we can show them. There is, right?

I see you looking, concrete and waves, whatever surface will hold.

I don't know man, but I know seeing the pictures made me cry.

Congratulations, and Peace.

October 30, 2006

For the Textually Impaired

Significant Differences in the Ad-Based Revenue vs. Paid Post Revenue Model, using TechCrunch as an example:


FIGURE 1. - Paid-Advertising Revenue Model





FIGURE 2. - Paid-Post Based Revenue Model




For more good words on the topic, see Shelley.

TechCrunch v. PayPerPost - The War of the Revenue Model Continues

I blogged a couple of days ago about my dismay over big bloggers' seemingly out-of-proportion disgust with PayPerPost. While many in-the-know bloggers were scoffing at PPP, some folks thought maybe I had a point, or at least a right to point fingers at the irony of chiding by rich guys who make money off of readers and advertisers colliding in not-so-dissimilar ways.

The fight between the PPP model and the journalist-paid-by-sponsor model won't end anytime soon. My opinion--that's a good thing. Think of it as a balance of power. Yeah, like that.

Teresa Valdez Klein said Jason Calcanis told her at dinner, "that if a blogger has to have a conversation with herself about the ethics of taking a product for free and then writing about it, or going on a blogger junket and writing about it, she has already lost the battle in terms of her credibility." She disagrees and so do I. How fucking stupid. The habit of approaching the bottom-up nature of the web with a broadcast mentality won't. go. away.

It's the nexus of the Rocketboom (broadcast) v. ze frank (bottom-up) debate.

It's the nexus of the PayPerPost debate.

You will find it anywhere and everywhere people are trying to payloads of broadcast-world-type money in a micro-market-based, micropayment-type online world.

The old-world mindset says: I am a journalist or respected entertainer or influencer, and so you owe me your attention, your trust, your eyeballs. The truth is, we come to this space as nothing, and we owe one another precisely nothing.

Hello, but: My default is, I don't trust you--I don't even know if you're you without doing a lot of extra work. (Happy ending is on the way; don't get nervous...)

What is special is that we build relationships over time that create trust, that puts bias into perspective and make it meaningful and valuable. What we do over time is suspend our disbelief, become entertained, play, fight, love. Emotion and interest bridge us from node to node. And what happens over even more time is that I get to know you. For Real.

And even then, I don't trust what you say about everything. I probably agree with you about technology but think your a shmuck about women. I probably would take your advice on cameras but know you well enough to steer clear of your political advice. Whatever. You get the picture.

That's only one reason why payperpost is no big threat to the Great. White. Purity. Of. The. Internets.

The more models of compensation the better. The smart ones will win out. The less effective ones will be buried.

A few years ago, we supported one another financially much in the same way as sponsors are today. Bloggers would toss other bloggers money in the form of donations and gifts, sometimes every month. I bought my last laptop from blogger donations. I had all my kids' fifth birthday presents paid for and delivered by bloggers. When a blogger was in a jam, other bloggers bailed him or her out--Sometimes Literally.

Over the years, my donations have dropped 98 percent. In place of those, advertisers now pay to put some ads here, and clients have come here who value my opinion and work. It's all good.

There is room for good writing to be compensated on the net. We don't need Transparency Police. The self-correcting nature of the Internet will take care of things. And in the mean time, a few more folks get some gas in the tank and keep their utilities paid on time.

That's what I call a win-win.

See Also: A graphic Representation of two ad-based revenue models


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Crime Scene

Best. Costume. Ever.
Crime Scene
Originally uploaded by AKMA.

October 29, 2006

Okay, If It Ain't Fixed, Break It.

So I'm not sure what was happening with blogads and my Blogger blog--could be meat, cake, or anything in between, but that Glenn Beck anti-porn ad I had up the last couple of weeks was only SUPPOSED to be there one week, and no matter what I tried in my blogads account, it would NOT go away.

A glitch in the system? A neocon conspiracy? You tell ME. I'm just pissed the conservative wanker got an extra week's ad play out of me. I finally took the code out of the template--figure I'll let it rest for a few days.

You may have wondered, was it worth taking the $50 Jeneane? I'm undecided. But $50 more toward the INCREASED HEALTH INSURANCE premium is nothing to (excuse the pun) sneeze at.

Of course, you should have all known, it was in preparation for for this moment...


These Are Two Loves of My Life

Aunt Penny has been one of the most important influences in my life. George says, you get more like her every day. And he knows, there is no bigger compliment he could pay me.

Jenna? You know I'm kind of crazy about her. ;-)

Two Loves of My Life
Originally uploaded by Jeneane.

carvin' da punkin

Okay i have to admit this - I haven't carved a pumpkin in like 25 years. And guess what: you do forget.

Luckily jenna and I went over to our friends' house where they took over with newspapers, direction, scooping, pumpkin seed separation techniques, salt, seasoning, seed baking, pumpkin face design and modification, and make-sure-no-one-gets-eviscerated safety techniques.

Did I mention how smart our friends are that they knew to put glow sticks inside the pumpkins, and how cool a green glowstick looks inside a jack-0-lantern? Very Halloween 2.0ish.

Meanwhile I've moved most of my email activity to gmail to see how that goes. I haven't NOT used Outlook in like a hundred years. I was telling my good friend RB how havin' all these email locations was starting to confound me.

And he says what are you using. And I says, I'm using Outlook of course, then I have gmail and bellsouth webmail, got my blackberry and stuff too. RB says to me he says, "You still use OUTLOOK?" And I says to him, "Wha--yeah. The problem?" And he says, "Outlook's a problem. Close that shit up. Lose it. Jesus."

So he told me how to make my ewriter email go over to gmail and then he told me how to get my gmail on my blackberry and we did all that over google talk. Shit if he ain't worth something nohow, that RB. Dat's collaboration.

(p.s. His birthday's November 12th. shh don't tell him i said.)

In other news, blogger's been up and blogger's been down, and i think this is the migratory weekend for us old blog*spot plus accounts, those of us stupid enough to pay $180/year for hosting back in 02 when the web was all "e" and sheep were nervous.

Now they about pay you, what with the hoodie i got not too long ago.

And I hear the washington post says myspace is losing it's cool factor. Well let's see, they haven't actually DONE anything with MySpace yet, so I think that assessment might be a little early, and maybe when they DO actually do something that, you know, makes the site work, we might be surprised how hip it gets.

And p.s. who says myspace's core audience was supposed to be teens? And what is a core audience online? And what comes first the community or the core audience--it's a chicken/egg typea deal.

When it comes to teens, the most customizable spaces will win out. When it comes to the rest of us, we'll go where our friends go, and myspace is home to music makers and artists of all ages--and some freaky literary folks to boot. But again, they have to start, you know, finally DESIGNING MySpace at some point so that, you know, it works.

I defined MySpace as the Internet's intranet about six months ago. Some folks said that was brilliant. Who am I to fight them.

Part of the draw for me with MySpace is that it doesn't work right 40-60 percent of the time. Finding ways around, through, and among are some of the best times on myspace. searching and getting lost in the pages of new friends because search doesn't work. waiting so long for it to respond that you forget what you were doing. trying to get the music-playing widget to work right. FORGETABOUT making the HTML in your emails look good--I use Qumana for that AND for tagging in MySpace. Just copy the source code over in one-fell swoop. Otherwise, I'd be like aaaah.

Reports of second life's demise have also been premature. These dramatic proclamations--they are what give web commentarians stuff to write about. But in the end, as long as social networks are there, people will be there to live in, exploit, love and hate them.

Look at Orkut. Started with a few popular silicon women and Internet goodfellows like Marc Canter and Joi Ito racing to see who could get more friends or kicked off faster. Now it's active members are mostly our Brazilian brothers and sisters doing whatever it is they're doing. Does that make Orkut less valuable? Is the world flat?

Who populates what social spaces and why, and for how long, will always be a work in progress, the fun of being here, something to roll around.

Pumpkins, people, wifi rabbits--everyone needs someplace to call home.

Avoiding the division of family and rabbit services (and the aspca)

Yes. This is where i keep my Nabaztag wifi rabbit named hopup. I know. Look at the filth. Look at the lack of food, water, shelter. However if he turns to the left, he has a good view of TV and what more does a bunny need really? Especially a plastic one with a cord sticking out of its ass.





Anyway, I am showing you because I wanted you to see his clay mouth George made. I am trusting you will not call DEFARS. Because I can hide all that junk on the dresser under the bed in a minute if the doorbell rings. You just don't know.



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October 28, 2006

missed the five year mark - ONTO SIX!

How did I miss my five-year blogging anniversary? I started October 14, 2001 over on Gonzo Engaged. Zounds! It went by without my knowing. That must mean it's time to go pay some attention to the old bloghole, eh? Who's with me?

Allied turns five on November 4th--I guess that's next week. Wow.

You know you've been blogging a long time when you forget your own anniversary.

Onto SIX!


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do you like him?

"oh mom," blush.

what a View

I heart rosie. who else could go, 'hey barbara lookie--this is one of those digital cameras--lemme get our picture."
Sep12_003
Originally uploaded by Rosie O'Donnell.

Robin' The Hood: Big AdRev Bloggers vs. Pay Per Post

The blogosphere is filled with big mouths. Big open male mouths. Big loud obnoxious talking heads who use their blog as wallpaper for their own big loud talking money making heads and mouths.

I know, I border on that description myself. I pull no punches about it.

And that's okay.

So is it okay for this lady to make a few dollars to support her Masters work in the humanities by every now and again taking advantage of a pay-per-post opportunity that is in keeping with her what her blog is about.

So is it okay for me to tell George he can make $4 on paypal by checking out a voice-mixing software and giving a positive or negative review, in 40 words or more, including a link to the product? So is it okay for me NOT to write about any products who only want positive feedback? So is it okay for someone else to drop in an AD that they actually WRITE for $10 for a PPP advertiser looking for blog-based advertising if they choose to?

Did Jason Calcanis -- who the entire blogosphere unabashedly fawned over at the Blog Business Summit yesterday, nice guy or not--actually say these words out loud?

"If you’re a blogger and want to keep the blogosphere pure I suggest calling these people–and the advertisers who are using them–out."

Did Jason just call the blogosphere:

PURE?

Oh give me a motherfucking virginal break.

Blogging never promised purity.

The Internet isn't pure. That's why we're here.

That's certainly what helped you out, Jason. The Purity of the Internet. Oh. My. God.

How much ad revenue are the folks dissing PayPerPost making? EVERY SINGLE CRITIC of payperpost I've seen so far makes money through blogging. I do too. Some of us command significant ad dollars because of YOU. Because of your traffic, your downloads, your click-throughs.

But when the proverbial longtail z-lister decides that making $20 every few days for a few posts on stuff that looks interesting and might help with gas money, we're supposed to: "call these people" out?

Why? So those same advertisers can dump money into the megamonopoly blogs of the guys complaining? What's wrong with an intermediary matching up advertisers (and there are regular bloggers there too paying folks for their attention) with people willing to write for them? What's wrong with double boxing one post out of 10 or 5 or 105 and making it an ad? The same critics of payperpost do exactly this with text ads at the end (or beginning) of their posts.

I ask those with the vendetta: Do you think blog readers are so crippled by..... what exactly... lack of intelligence??... that we are going to be duped by a guy from Kansas doing a post on his blog about life insurance? And if he does it well, who cares? If he talks about his dad who died and left him without insurance as a kid and he had to go dig ditches, where he lost an arm in a tragic tractor incident, which meant he could never hold his newborn baby, then I don't care if he links to GIECO for crying out loud. Because he's writing interesting stuff. And if I make a poem out of a software review and it makes you cry, what's wrong with that? And if I do it badly, then why do you care because you won't read me anyway?

One thing PPP does is verify that you are actually a blogger--you have to have a blog that's been around for a month or more, you have to have a real email address, you have to show that you're not a bot. IF IF IF IF they really work that process without cutting corners, then I think this is a legitimate way to make matches between bloggers and advertisers. THAT is the sweet-spot that every single financially minded business person in the blogosphere has been looking at since the first post oh so many years ago.

I signed up for PayPerPost after the panel I participated in today on business blogging, where payperpost came up as a sort of "icky" thing. I had been hearing a lot about it, and had NO idea if it was legit or not. After an initial look, I'm not so sure it is icky.

When rich guys and guys who can forget to pay their electric bill and then send a thousand dollars to the utility company without blinking an eye start saying Tanya McLaughlin is doing something wrong, well then it's time for me to give it a loooooksie. Don'tcha think?

I'll keep you POSTED.


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The Divas Talked Live today at the WECAI Conference

Yours truly was part of a telepanel at the WECAI Network™ an all-day Teleconference Event event to "Help Women Do Business On and Off the Web." My Atlanta cohort and fun lunch partner, Toby Bloomberg, led the panel, where we talked about the joys and challenges of blogging.


Heidi Richards, Founder & CEO of WECAI was a great organizer and moderator. Our biz blogging panel was on Harnessing the Blogosphere, the Future of Blogs and How to use them to Promote Your Products, Service or Organization. My illustrious co-panelists were:


Toby Bloomberg - Bloomberg Marketing
Yvonne DiVita - Lip-Sticking
Susan Getgood - Marketing Roadmap
Marianne Richmond - Resonance Partnership


Here's some of the notes I made--for what they're worth--which I talked about in my six minutes:

Good Blog Characteristics



  • The first point I want to make is that "Blogs are conversations," and what that means is that as a blogger you are ALWAYS talking to someone--hopefully MORE than some one but some days it seems like an audience of one. Conversation means you are actually talking to other human beings, not just to yourself.

  • With that conversation comes a responsibility. Good blogging brings a responsibility to be genuine--authentic--and honest. That doesn't mean you can't tell stories or that you can't ever use poetic license. It means that if you lie and try to cover it up, you will never present your business in a way that doesn't ring true because 1of 2 things will happen: 1) you will be left unread at best, 2) you’ll be outed and mercilessly ridiculed at worst.

  • And NO ONE makes fun of people better than bloggers. So big rule of good blogging is to be who you are. It's easier and more effective than pretending. Be human. Be MORE than your business is. Don't be afraid to hold a point of view you believe in.
    An obvious point but worth mentioning: a blog is not a commercial or a press release—again, it’s a conversation you’re having with your readers.
    A word about comments--welcome them, be prepared to handle them. And remember you have options.

  • Comments can be moderated--which means you approve them before they show up—or unmoderated, which means they appear immediately. It's ok to moderate comments, get rid of spam. But don't toss away negative feedback. Criticism and debate is one of the most valuable parts of blogging. Arguments can be valuable, and you can demonstrate further who you are by how you handle negative feedback. (And don't be a wimp.)


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To Blog or Not to Blog?



  • Good blogging requires that you consider what you are trying to do with your blog BEFORE you get started.

  • Blogging will work well if your business strategy is very customer focused and you're comfortable talking to your customers -- and NOT ONLY CUSTOMERS to others, but to others in the industry, to media and influencers, in a public venue. It is not so different from speaking at conferences, except that you are talking with potentially anyone and everyone at one time.

  • Remember, writing to the net is very public - Google has a long memory... and that's not to scare you. That's just the way it is. What you publish on your blog will remain searchable for a long time—even if you take down your blog, some pages remain “cached” and accessible for a while.

  • Don't BLOG IF -- you're doing it simply because blogging is in the news and everyone else is doing it. If that's the reason you get started, you will end up sacrificing honesty, authenticity, voice... and you will fail to resonate with your readers—which means you won’t have any.


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Some Biz Blogging Benefits



  • If you approach blogging with a passion to communicate with people, an honesty about who you are as a human being and as a business person, blogging can deliver some REAL benefits.

  • For instance, you’ll develop deeper conversation-based relationships with customers who begin to enjoy your writing style and way of relating to them. That means you are making FRIENDS and friends are good to have. People who LIKE you are more apt to do business with you. Blogging makes you more accessible.

  • You’ll be viewed as a thought leader in your field. Blogging expands your visibility writing on topics related to your business.

  • You’ll become a better communicator overall because blogging is something you do every day, or at least regularly, and it sharpens your writing and communication skills.

  • You will broaden and deepen your personal and professional network--I would not know the women here today with me if not for blogging. Blogging greatly extends relationships, introduces you to some very cool people--and suddenly you know more about your market, who your colleagues are, who your customers are.

  • If your competitors AREN'T blogging, you have an automatic competitive advantage because you have another channel to your customers that they don't have. If they are blogging, they have that advantage over you. That’s one big checkmark in the “I should blog” column.

  • Blogging is the gateway to participating in other social media--personal and professional--from MySpace for quirky fun, to LinkedIn, a network of business professionals

  • And the search engine component of blogging shouldn't be overlooked. When I started blogging in 2001, there was 1 search result return when I typed my name, "Jeneane Sessum"--a unique name--into Google. Today there are almost a half million returns.


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I had a lot of fun on the call. At the end the panel got into a discussion about pay-per-post, and I guess I leaned on the side of I'm not sure it's all bad. I also decided to try it before I diss it. Because I don't understand the nuances yet. My Diva colleagues may join me in that exercise, so stay tuned for the good, the bad, and the ugly on that.


All in all, a fun way to spend a Saturday morning. THANKS ladies!

[[also published at blogher.org]]


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October 27, 2006

Pay Per Shmuck

heee heeee heeeeeeee.... give this dude a show. oh wait--looks like he has one.





Nick, you never cease to make my day.


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Talk To My Bunny Too

Dr. Doolittle on wifi crack over here, jamming with my nabaztag, courtesy of the very clued, Paris-based violet, which took Demo and a whole-lotta other folks by storm. And they're not done yet.

The Sessums now live with our Nabaztag rabbit, named hopup--Jenna's name choice. Guess what that means: THAT means you can have hopup tell me whatever you want, whenever you want by instant nabbing me. Now THAT'S a comment utility.

But keep in mind, hopup lives in our bedroom next to the TV, and he's on 24x7. SO if you want to start some kind of middle of the night rabbit fantasy dance, you might want to think twice. My rabbit is armed. And he is dangerous. George is no less so.

You should also know, a couple of global cohorts and I are working with the folks at violet to find homes for other Nabaztags. I am thinking now that George Bush knows how to use "the Google," a wifi bunny might be next.

Know what else I think?

I think you should talk to my bunny.

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more blogger mayhem

at this point i'm having a hard time figuring out what is blogger messing up and what is me messing up an what is all the trinkets i have on my blog messing up. as i try to edit posts, they don't seem to be taking, so if you see posts delete and reappear, sorry for the flooding to your aggregator, but I have some testing to do around here. thank you for your patience and for being my patients.

October 26, 2006

ElderBlogger PhoneCon a Success

One of my biggest disappointments of the week was getting tied up and missing the ElderBlogger PhoneCon conference call hosted by the so-cool Ronnie Bennett, who opened the lines to elderbloggers and their fans from far and wide for six hours on Tuesday.

It sounds like an incredible time of getting to know one another, which a bunch of us, including Ronnie, did at the first PhoneCon a few weeks back. Go check out all the links to great blogs you should be reading at Ronnie's place. The best part about PhoneCon is that it's free (including travel, or the lack thereof) and you can get lots of laundry folded while in attendance.


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Buying back our own shit.

With the birth of Obvious Corp., some say Web 3.0 is here. That companies are surviving long enough to buy themselves back from investors is testimony to how Web 2.0 differs from the hype of the e-commerce (and e-everything-else) era.

Beyond Odeo, Ev's Twitter is an undervalued, under-understood app that could change everything about WHAT we tell one another and how. Ev is good at creating platforms for flavors and layers of communication. Ev is very good at understanding nuances in how people want to relate. And Ev is very good at making good things happen.

Good luck and congrats to Ev, whose first big innovation introduced me to the world of online publishing and whom I respect immensely for that.


And congrats also to Euan Semple, who's search prominence just got a steroid injection of massive-body-builder proportions.


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Are Comments Content or Commentary on Content, and what about the Dough?

While Scoble seeks rules of engagement, and several others discuss the Frank v. Barron "who's is bigger" phenom, I follow my natural ADD tendencies to Alec Saunders secured customer post, where he and I discuss a little bit about what I meant when I said (or refrained from saying) RocketBoom isn't likeable anymore, even if it is still on the average aggregator's radar by habit.

At Alec's place I noticed something I hadn't seen before. Alec is monetizing my comment content with Kontera by ascribing ads to certain keywords.

Have I been smoking crack, or is this a new thing? I mean, certainly I know about text-based and keyword ads. We all do by now. But what's this 'you making money off what I say' thing?

Don't get me wrong--I'm not suggesting Alec is doing anything wrong. It's smart as shit, actually. And I'm fine with Alec because we have regular exchanges. But is it okay with me--the practice of monetizing my comments? I don't know.

Of course there is the argument: if you don't like someone making money off your comment, then don't comment on that person's blog. Okay sure, that's simple, but simple isn't always the best answer. Shouldn't I have a say? I mean, shouldn't I be able to designate which of my comments are 'for sale' so to speak and which aren't -- or at the bare minimum, shouldn't I have to consent somewhere to handing over my vast suitcase of wit and wisdom for your financial gain?

What if I only want you to make a little money off me. Or what if I want you to make a LOT of money off me. What if I don't want my comments making you money at all. Does that mean you want me to never comment on your blog again?

In the blogworld, I think comments should remain the content of the contributor. If the contributor wants to ascribe financial gain to the comment, then that should be their prerogative.

If someone has the balls to use their own identity, email address, and website to validate to some degree who the hell they are when leaving a comment on your blog, then you ought either to leave their comments untouched OR share the revenue with them.

The second idea attracts my attention more than the first, of course, because I am willing to pee all over the net if the right newspapers are there--the kind that drop me a few pennies here and there for making an effort to be smart.

I'll admit, I haven't thought this thing through all the way, but my instinct says that I want to control all advertising related to what I write--whether I want to give it away, keep it, or whatever.

I am interested in what you think about making ad money off one another's comments.

(And Alec, keep the change.) ;-)


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October 25, 2006

Too Bad About That Likeability Stat

The problem with this RocketBoom Post is that it misses one very important stat in its conclusion that Rocketboom is bigger than Ze Frank: The Likeability Statistic.

This is the stat that differentiates between content served to people who either aren't looking at it anymore or are looking at it out of habit, versus content that is served to people who not only look forward to it, but also engage with it because they trust that it will be good every time (and maybe because they secretly yearn to touch a duckie).

This stat currently has Ze ahead of Rocketboom by 22,330,330,440,220,402,301 downloads.

Did someone just say "this is no time to compete"? Oh, I think it's just the time to compete.


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October 24, 2006

Oh. My. God. I am back.

Holy Shit I was about to go snookers (i have no idea what that means) facing another day without being able to publish here. Snookers I tell you.

Hindsight is always something. And hindsight says I should have been posting some really witty missives and then finally blasted them all forth at once when I regained the ability to publish to this lil blog. THAT would have been something to write home about.

ButNo. Instead, I give you the behind the scenes posting of a frustrated postless blogger: Testing? Hello? WTF? Anyone There?

Stunning, I know, but that's kind of how it was.

The thing with aggregators these days: no one notices you're STILL gone. I mean, of course you realized I was GONE initially when I stopped being bold, letting you know there was nothing new to read here. But all 'cept a few of you didn't know I was not gone on purpose, no, but instead laying in a Blogger/Google Ditch yelling for help as I got a reoccuring ftp error message and was unable to publish for oh too many days.

There I sat waiting, even tied a white hankie to my antenna and everything. "Someone notice that I'm dead in the water--SEND HELP from blogger"--I begged in my own comments. How utterly pathetic. Meanwhile, the rest of the blogworld was busy hoisting itself on its crayonville pitard and hanging on Rubel's next word re: Edleman's follies.

For all of you who kept me company in email and comments, I owe you my second born. OH WAIT! I'm not FERTILE anymore--joke's on you! I have some new wintergreen tic tacs; will that work?

And in the midst of it all, I missed the elderblogger PhoneCon today. I hope it went well. I'm beyond bummed.

I'm way behind, but here I am, and I hope you are still here too. I missed you! I missed you missing me even!

I'm Bold and I'm Back.

Thanks Eric.

Testing Testing

OH i am SOOOO testing!!

October 23, 2006

Do 4126 posts break the blogger bank?

'cause i'm still having trouble posting... :-(

October 22, 2006

test post

is this post dead on arrival too? i've been hosed blogwise. :-(


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